A letter
Dear girl who decided to flip me the bird for thirty seconds,
I had the right of way. I was in the turn lane in front of you, waiting for traffic to go by. Just because I slowed does not give YOU the right of way. So when you turn on the highway and speed up and then slam on your breaks and flip me the bird for daring to go when traffic was clear was not my fault.
Also, you do realize I couldn't understand a single word you yelled, right? So all you did was look like a dumbass.
Sincerely,
Me
PS Oh, try keeping both hands on the wheel. With your inadequate driving and complete disregard of traffic laws, you need all the help you can get.
PPS My roommate says DIAF (but I'm not that mean. I merely wish you run out of gas and have to beg Mommy and Daddy to give you gas money. Because darling, we both know they bought that car for you.)
I had the right of way. I was in the turn lane in front of you, waiting for traffic to go by. Just because I slowed does not give YOU the right of way. So when you turn on the highway and speed up and then slam on your breaks and flip me the bird for daring to go when traffic was clear was not my fault.
Also, you do realize I couldn't understand a single word you yelled, right? So all you did was look like a dumbass.
Sincerely,
Me
PS Oh, try keeping both hands on the wheel. With your inadequate driving and complete disregard of traffic laws, you need all the help you can get.
PPS My roommate says DIAF (but I'm not that mean. I merely wish you run out of gas and have to beg Mommy and Daddy to give you gas money. Because darling, we both know they bought that car for you.)