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[catherineanne]

I named my sun burst Flavius
which means golden or yellow haired
however, my fish does not have hair

the guppy is named Maximus
which means greatest
however, he's just a bebe

i figured ancient roman names were only appropriate for their environment

they have a 14 day warranty
if they should die before then
i simply have to bring the dead fish along with my receipt back to the store
which seems slightly morbid