report: 002

Jan 11, 2011 09:03

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26/08/2552
UNKNOWN TERRITORY: 'VERTILINE'
27:30
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER KAT-320 | NOBLE TWO
REGISTRATION ID B320-xxxx-xxx|

Situation: unchanged. Armaments forthcoming. Wouldn't you know it, they make nothing in my size. My right arm for a gauss canon, in lieu of the kingdom I don't have.

The housing unit provided has a curious excess of amenities, given the volume of its space. Any number of Helljumpers I have known would no doubt feel right at home. Preliminary scans show no signs of tampering or surveillance, unless you count the local wildlife committee.

Mark V modification: frustrating. Nothing seems to take. Knowing it's not a lack of expertise, my theories run to either a technological dampening field, effects compliant with several theoretical UNSC projects of a highly classified nature, or the unmitigated sadistic glee of a higher power. Given this place, I hedge no bets.

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How many of you on this rock are versed in combat methodology?

yeah she talks a lot, tactical commander get, *zhaneel, black hole of curiosity, *tanvir, her tetris score trumps yours, *warrior of light, *ironhide, civilians everywhere, *alice, *zack, brb spartanating, *the arbiter, curiosity killed the kat, she always sinks his battleship, direct action is always necessary, *tess, *samurai jack, behold: social spartan!, spartan equips succinct, *kevas, *liz, *meth, *aqua, you're in my light commander, always got him dialed in

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