PAUSE...FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
Am I really...like...REALLY jaded? Not too many things shock me these days...EXCEPT ...
DUN...DUN...DUN...
1st: I suck at being a girl. The only make-up I own...is a cingular tube of melted away...L'oreal was it?...lipstick. And somehow...I managed to lose it on Saturday night dancing on the stage at Berlin. Why? Why? Why? What color was it? Number? I want to cry. My pale lips look even paler with all the black I wear. And I seem to keep forgetting to stop at Walgreens or CVS or something and look for it. Those of you on my friend's list with tackle boxes full of make-up...I'm coming! Don't be scared if you wake up in the middle of the night and my ninja skills are at work and I'm going through your stuff.
2nd: My Dad has been sick recently...like really, really bad. Constant pain. He's never been an expressive man. And being that I love my DaDdy like there's no tommorrow....I worry constantly. I'm always asking him, calling him...just making sure he's ok. Well...he talks alot (where I get it from...clearly)...and he never listens...always just keeps going and going. But today...after I asked him how he was doing and got a quick report (WTF?)...he says, "enough about me....I want to know how you're doing...how's work? working out? your students?" I WAS FLOORED!! So I tell him...AND HE'S ACTUALLY LISTENING! I'm still a little dazed by it all. Did it really happen? Crazy like whoa.
3rd: Ralph Nader was on the Today show peddling his book about 17 strategies for raising good kids. WHAT?!?!?! No politics. The green party was not mentioned. It was just...odd.
ok....I will leave you with this little gem...I made it just before out morning meeting....heh heh heh...
