Jaw-wired shut....kinda like that Tom Cruise move
So, I've had my jaw wired shut now for 1 week, 6 days. I'm starting to look at food. Look at commercials, read descriptions of food, and don't even get me started on watching BBC restraunt shows!!! It's all making me hungry. Not just "hey, go have something you can put in your syringe" hungry, (cause I still have to eat everything thru a syringe) but H U N G R Y. I'm dreaming about sushi. samosas. bread. hot dogs...and I don't even LIKE hot dogs. I want to chew my food. I want it to glide over my tongue and down my throat, not run. I'm starting to dream about swallowing...the ecstacy of chewing and swallowing....it's almost sexy.
End whine.
End whine.