May 31, 2007 12:37
Tonight there will be a blue moon. Second full moon this month. If it's not too cloudy and a little water in the air, it might actually look blue. Look under the mushrooms... maybe a few smurfs will appear to welcome the stork. As everyone knows, a smurf is born on the night of a blue moon.
Let's practice our smurf vocab:
That was a smurffin' good time.
Smurf-erific!
You got knocked the smurf out!
They were out smurffin' all night.
I drank so much, I smurffed all over the car.
You were smurfing so much, you went cross-eyed.
Don't forget to shave your smurf.
Did I just smurf out loud.
Sorry officer, I was just smurffing.
If only everyone would just smurf a little more, this world would be a better place to smurf.