Mission Impossible
My trusty band-geek accomplice has flown to New York on what he has informed me to be a "school trip." This can only mean one thing; he, too, has been infected by the toast! I've already managed to save his life sixteen times in a matter of only a couple weeks, but he isn't grateful enough to accompany me on my journey into the African jungle.
Does this mean that our world is doomed? The United Muffins and Cupcakes Coalition has not yet signed over to the dark side, but things are not looking up for the forces of good left in this cruel world. I will keep you posted.
Other headlines:
The Knight in Shining Armor is still trapped inside the gigantic text books.
Ohio's weather and history still suck.
An alien civilization from Pluto is planning to pay its annual visit to earth tomorrow. They are scheduled to depart this evening and will return to their homes by sunrise on Monday.
Finally, the carabou are reportedly regrouping after their terrible defeat in the Great Arabian Desert. Intelligence predicts their next attack to be in the United States.
That's all for tonight. I'm Mona Dreary saying goodnight and BEWARE THE TEMPTRESS TIGERS!
Does this mean that our world is doomed? The United Muffins and Cupcakes Coalition has not yet signed over to the dark side, but things are not looking up for the forces of good left in this cruel world. I will keep you posted.
Other headlines:
The Knight in Shining Armor is still trapped inside the gigantic text books.
Ohio's weather and history still suck.
An alien civilization from Pluto is planning to pay its annual visit to earth tomorrow. They are scheduled to depart this evening and will return to their homes by sunrise on Monday.
Finally, the carabou are reportedly regrouping after their terrible defeat in the Great Arabian Desert. Intelligence predicts their next attack to be in the United States.
That's all for tonight. I'm Mona Dreary saying goodnight and BEWARE THE TEMPTRESS TIGERS!