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I know this community is basically dead, but I got a few.
I often say, "...if you're picking up what I'm dropping" instead of "if you know what I mean". Like, "I'd like to fiddle around with his hard drive, if you're picking up what I'm dropping."
And this one I THINK I accidentally stole from Johnny The Homicidal Maniac/Happy Noodle Boy: "Well, spank my ass and call me Debbie." Turns quite a few heads. Use after someone says something that's surprising and unbelievable. Irony points for using it after someone says something completely obvious.
"-schwig" means fast food. Taco Bell = Taco Schwig, Subway = Schwigway, McDonalds = McSchwigs, and so on. Sometimes can be used for store names, like Wal-Schwig (not to be confused with Walschwig's).
Also, using "Your mom" with my sister. Always funny.
Her: "Wow, that car is a piece of shit."
Me: "Your mom is a piece of shit!"
Her: "...Dude. She's your mom too."
I often say, "...if you're picking up what I'm dropping" instead of "if you know what I mean". Like, "I'd like to fiddle around with his hard drive, if you're picking up what I'm dropping."
And this one I THINK I accidentally stole from Johnny The Homicidal Maniac/Happy Noodle Boy: "Well, spank my ass and call me Debbie." Turns quite a few heads. Use after someone says something that's surprising and unbelievable. Irony points for using it after someone says something completely obvious.
"-schwig" means fast food. Taco Bell = Taco Schwig, Subway = Schwigway, McDonalds = McSchwigs, and so on. Sometimes can be used for store names, like Wal-Schwig (not to be confused with Walschwig's).
Also, using "Your mom" with my sister. Always funny.
Her: "Wow, that car is a piece of shit."
Me: "Your mom is a piece of shit!"
Her: "...Dude. She's your mom too."