There sure are a lot of words for passing gas...

Jun 06, 2006 16:08

My latest faves are:

Courtesy Fart - When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart. This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is. --urbandictionary.com

Air Biscuit

The One Cheek Sneak - When you lean to one side (on one cheek) to gently let a fart out so it doesn't make noise, such as in church.

Drop a Barking Spider

Trouser Cough

Crop Dusting - Farting while walking or running.
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