What to do when a nice man speaks RUSSIAN to one at 1am?

Jun 17, 2012 17:41

One:
  • puts down one's cup of tea,
  • indicates that one shall be crossing over to their side of the couch,
  • makes sure that there are no indications of anything other than acceptance from their side of the couch and
  • KISSES THEM AND KISSES THEM TILL YOU'RE BOTH DRUNK ON THE ENDORPHINS
  • evaluates a sudden urge to get off the couch and somewhere more roomy (Nice Man is 6'4", one is not a sylph) as reasonable under the circumstances
  • ends up drowsing off about 6am.
It seemed the only reasonable solution to this one, anyway.

Oh and PS: the Rachmaninoff Vespers makes awesome far-too-late-at-night snogging music.

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