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Amber: [has just taken a drink of 7up]
Blender: ...they should have a disclaimer for child geniuses.
Amber: [chokes & swallows, laboriously] Now I know why I dropped my [soda] bottle back there. It was divine intervention. Because if the bubbles had gone up my nose just then, that would have hurt. But they didn't because it's flat!♥!
Blender: ...they should have a disclaimer for child geniuses.
Amber: [chokes & swallows, laboriously] Now I know why I dropped my [soda] bottle back there. It was divine intervention. Because if the bubbles had gone up my nose just then, that would have hurt. But they didn't because it's flat!♥!