i'd take all of the money i could scrummage up and get all of my friends [wilington, lynn, swampscott, marblehead, middle of nowhere, rotary kids, etc.] and we'd all go to hawaii and surf and drink all the beer we could find and throw things at people and give food to the homeless people livin on dem streetz and i'd have sex with mad boiz who i like and i'd make sure to tell everyone who i hate that i hate them and everyone who i love should have already known it but i'd tell them 100 times again and i'd make my myspace the best in the world and make sure it stays up foreverandeverandever as a memorial because i'm awesome and then everyone would comment and i'd have the most comments ever without even siging on and i'd beat all those otha famous myspace niggaz and i'd let everyone who works at swampscott high school know how much that school sucks and i'd burn all the shakespeare books i can find because i hatehatehate shakespeare and i'd give someone my diary so they could read it just because i could and i think thatd just be cool and i'd rip my computer off of my wall and destroy it with mad batz and shit and i'd go to california to experience a hurricaine and i'd go to kansas for a day just to experience a tornado even though i'm mad scareddd of them and i'd go to the white house and tell bush i think he's a stupid head and he needs to stop getting religion confused with politics and i'd steal maddie's laptop and take all of her songs on her itunes and put them on mine and i'd burn down exeter boarding school [ making sure everyone is out of course ] and then i'd stop forest fires and i'd eat mad girl scout cookiez and cookie dough and i'd play soccer again and i'd love it and i'd take chris and sam and alec back into the nahant dump so we could get lost again cos it was so fun and id have scheps throw another sumber party with everyone becuase that was insane and i'd have at least one robotrip just because and then i'd go to cvs and tell them i think theyre all faggots for raising their hiring age to 16 and run away i'd tell my sister how stupid i think she is for ducking up her life and then i'd tell her how happy i am that she's turning herself around i'd lay out my own red carpet and walk on it and last but not least i'd make sure that i was buried with my ipod and at my funeral they give out mad beers and shit and have taxis to drive everyone home or where ever they want to go so they wont be sad and if they end up still being sad id have pounds and pounds of that sweet marijuana and the biggest bowl in the world so everyone would be happy even though thats bad becuase i dont want drugz to make people happy but i'd already be dead so yeah peace.
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