Neighy Neighables
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I put money in bruisedegomania's expired parking meter (14 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I helped lilgoala hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (121 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
catchadrift
This is in ridiculous good timing as I was just trying to convince one of my friends to buy me a pony today!