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Today I listened and watched as someone I knew measured something out with a ruler, flipping it over two and a half times. This fact alone would of course not be shocking, or remotely interesting, but coupled with what she was referring to it could only lead to the half bemused/half wtf-ly stated fact, "That's a lie. You are wrong. That is not possible." Which she debated by saying it was because she had seen it. I know she isn't talking about her boyfriend; I know that's just about the first person she's ever gotten intimato with (only metaphorical vegetables involved), and apparently she has a huge aversion to porn and has (unsuccessfully) banned her significant other from it. So, this concludes to me, that ... I dunno. We suspect her group of friends (focused around now-boyfriend's mates), as they have always had a special relationship in their clan.
It doesn't matter anyway because we concluded it was 'a curse rather than a gift', and then she started talking about ropes and pulleys.
It doesn't matter anyway because we concluded it was 'a curse rather than a gift', and then she started talking about ropes and pulleys.