Honestly.
I never should have admitted to Sinistra that there was a second list.
Now she's all swoony and complimentary, and it's getting rather nauseating.
Perhaps posting the list would help... or, more likely, it would cause the rest of the list's members to go all swoony and complimentary and nauseating. Except, perhaps, for one of them. He would simply turn me into a glob of bubotober pus, or something equally as charming.
In other news...
NEVER, EVER TAKE LOCKHART UP ON HIS OFFER TO GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER!
The worst part is, it's spelled to last for a bloody MONTH!
Evans? Any charms to fix this?
Snape? Any potions?