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[catch_a_snitch]

Sexuality Update:

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Have snogged:

-6 male students, who shall remain unnamed.

-10 female students, who shall remain unnamed.

-1 male teacher, who most certainly shall remain unnamed.

Have shagged:

-Nobody.

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Orientation Status:

-Preferred snogging blokes in all but one case.

-Am probably big shiny poofter.

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Comments

[thetrousersnake]

That makes extremely interesting reading, Lynch.

How probable?

[catch_a_snitch]

I am ever so thrilled to be your entertainment, Snape.

Judging by the dreams I've been having lately, about 90 % probable, although I still fancy Cate McCormack.

-A.L.

[ihavebigprongs]

Aren't we all big shiny poofters at some point in our lives, Lynch? Me old chum.

[catch_a_snitch]

I am not -- nor have I ever been -- a "chum" of yours, Potter.

-A.L.

[blondeblood]

I know I'm not one of the females.

[divine_revenge]

Generally speaking, or in the context of Lynch's list?

[blondeblood]

Imago would you like see how female I am? I was speaking in the context of Lynch's list.

[catch_a_snitch]

Nor will you ever be, Black.

-A.L.

[blackaspainted]

Really?

...

How does seven male students and something on your "shagged" list sound?

[catch_a_snitch]

Now that all depends on who said male students are, now doesn't it?

-A.L.

[blackaspainted]

My wonderful, handsome, talented self?

[shiny_mooner]

What's wrong with being a 'shiny poofter'? It makes life more interesting.

[catch_a_snitch]

Absolutely nothing is wrong with it, and it was most certainly not my intention to insinuate that there was.

-A.L.