[19] Audio Broadcast

[catatonicanon]

There's a sound of bed sheets rustling, a soft shift of fabric that has been washed to thinness. It's noisy here, the sound of footsteps walking, people talking, strange machines beeping and distant sneakers squeaking by

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[spandexisyouth]

Congratulations!

[He doesn't know who this is, but it's still important, right? Except the woman's voice might be that of someone he's met before, sometime, somewhere. Gai just can't place it yet.]

[catatonicanon]

Cigars for EVERYONE!

[spandexisyouth]

Cigars? Why would everyone want cigars?

[catatonicanon]

To breathe in deep the fruit of my loins, OF COURSE.

Hint: He tastes like APPLE(S)!!!

[coughcoughshank]

Like...apples?

[Bittytrap is not sure if he should be amused or horrified right now]

[spandexisyouth]

Not a good thing, at all.

[coughcoughshank]

I...guessed that much.

There's emphasis in his voice.

[spandexisyouth]

Perhaps a lesson on fruit would be good for another day.

Thankfully he's not that dense

[coughcoughshank]

Ah, okay.

[Pause]

...Who is this?

Heehee.

[spandexisyouth]

[His voice is known, there's really no point to hiding it.]

My name is Gai.

[coughcoughshank]

Oh! I don't think I've ever talked to you before, Gai-san. I'm Daitou.

[spandexisyouth]

Hello, Daitou. I am sorry for us taking so long to talk. It is good to meet you. Some time we should meet in person.

[coughcoughshank]

[Slightly false cheer because he's sort of clued into 'oh hey EVERYONE INCLUDING THAT CRAZY LADY can hear our conversation]

I'll probably run into you eventually.

[spandexisyouth]

[Oh good. Gai was starting to get worried.]

That would be good. There are some very nice places to visit around here, and I frequent several of them; a meeting would make a visit all the more sweet.

[coughcoughshank]

[Pause while he deciphers your crazy shinobi code-talk]

I'll look forward to it, then.

[spandexisyouth]

Splendid.