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[catatonicanon]

the world is tilting!
the sky is falling!
the underside is compressing!
this might just be me being drunk
but i don't tend to drink orange juice after 8!

besides,
when have you had reason to doubt me?

Comments

[distant_dragon]

It's also wise to not drink coffee after eight, unless you want to be up all night.

If the sky is falling and the underside is compressing, does that mean we have pancake shapes in our future?

Good to see you again, my friend.

[catatonicanon]

more than pancakes
more like zombies

[distant_dragon]

Oh boy, zombie shapes instead of pancake shapes? What's the best defense against zombies? Fire? Lightning? Orange juice?

Orange juice tastes better than zombies.

[catatonicanon]

a shot to the head or really strong legs

[distant_dragon]

Strong legs for kicking them or running like all hell?

Any advice for those of us watching over the maze?

[catatonicanon]

maybe both
depending on your priorities

...beware the ides of march? i got nuttin'

[distant_dragon]

My priorities? Generally, survival. Maybe I should beat up a few zombies on your behalf?

I think I'm going to have to look that up.

[catatonicanon]

if you could steal their socks i'd appreciate that

shaaaaaame you must do your homework regularly

[distant_dragon]

Steal zombie socks? Oh, I think I can give that a shot. Should I deliver any socks I find to you?

I try to be a good student. Maybe I need another assignment or a new book to read.

[catatonicanon]

no, they'd probably smell rancid
we should donate them to the needy

i'll look into a few supplementary lessons but i make no promises

[distant_dragon]

Good point, I doubt zombies practice good sock hygiene. I'm sure there are many who need socks that would appreciate rancid zombie socks.

I would be endlessly grateful for any supplementary lessons you'd be willing to send my way.