Female Bodily Functions
I had a really touching interaction the other day with one of the busboys at work (the same one who offered to get me $150 grills).
I was at one of the sidestations getting soda for my table when I announced to all my co-workers present that I had to fart. I got reactions of mostly "ewww" and "awesome," however Prince (my $150 grillz friend) turned to me:
"You said WHAT?"
"I said I had to fart. But don't worry, I wouldn't fart on you. I respect you too much for that."
I expected him to thank me, but instead, he said to me, "listen, you can fart on me any time."
I was in shock. "Really?," I asked.
"Yeah! Some girls like to pretend that they don't fart or nothing. Fuck that shit. You can fart any time you want."
"Oh, believe me, I fart all the time!"
That was one of the sweetest interactions I think I've ever had at work. All day long, my head was in the clouds. I kept telling people, "Prince told me I could fart on him!"
It was really special.
I was at one of the sidestations getting soda for my table when I announced to all my co-workers present that I had to fart. I got reactions of mostly "ewww" and "awesome," however Prince (my $150 grillz friend) turned to me:
"You said WHAT?"
"I said I had to fart. But don't worry, I wouldn't fart on you. I respect you too much for that."
I expected him to thank me, but instead, he said to me, "listen, you can fart on me any time."
I was in shock. "Really?," I asked.
"Yeah! Some girls like to pretend that they don't fart or nothing. Fuck that shit. You can fart any time you want."
"Oh, believe me, I fart all the time!"
That was one of the sweetest interactions I think I've ever had at work. All day long, my head was in the clouds. I kept telling people, "Prince told me I could fart on him!"
It was really special.