Enjoy
So last night Kenan and I head over to the Eastside for some drinks. We meet up with a few people and shoot the breeze for a while. Eventually we get bored, and I get tired of the smoke, so we decide to grab some beer and watch some movies.
We get Usual Suspect, corona and limes. A winning combo. We head over to his apartment and watch it with Will and his friend Anna. Inevitably lactation makes its way into the conversation. But thats to be expected.
So we finish the movie, by that poiint Im pretty trashed. Since taking Marine Life, I have forgone my social life inorder to do well. So not only is my tolerance below the floorboards, but I also have to make up for lost time. Wrestling and I think punching ensues. But thats also to be expected.
I crash on the couch, snuggled in a Little Mermaid blanket (identical to the one from my childhood) and drift off to sleep...only to be waken with a VERY urgent need to pee. Instead of doing what most normal, and sober, people do, I decide I have to pee outside. Using the toilet wasn't even an option.
So Im leaning up against the side of their apartment, pants around the ankles, not really paying attention to much of anything at that point. I finish up, go to pull up my pants...only to discover I have SOAKED my pants in piss. Yes, I peed my freaking pants.
In leiu of waking anyone up (and suffering through countless jokes) I drive home. And, yes, I did take off my pee-covered pants before falling asleep in my own bed. This morning, however, while I was driving to school, I noticed my butt was getting a little damp.
That's right. It was still slightly wet from last night. Fortunately for me, I peed alot that night, so it was all water, no urine. So there is a God, and he likes to make jokes at my expense.
I debating quietly letting this one slide by, not telling anyone and forgetting it ever happened. But Heather convinced me that its normal to piss yourself once in a while (only requirement is that your drunk, any other time is worthy of ridicle.) So, enjoy guys, I've mentally prepared myself for the barrage of jokes and nicknames that I am ever-so worthy of. I prefer Piss-Pants, but feel free to come up with your own.
<3 Melody
We get Usual Suspect, corona and limes. A winning combo. We head over to his apartment and watch it with Will and his friend Anna. Inevitably lactation makes its way into the conversation. But thats to be expected.
So we finish the movie, by that poiint Im pretty trashed. Since taking Marine Life, I have forgone my social life inorder to do well. So not only is my tolerance below the floorboards, but I also have to make up for lost time. Wrestling and I think punching ensues. But thats also to be expected.
I crash on the couch, snuggled in a Little Mermaid blanket (identical to the one from my childhood) and drift off to sleep...only to be waken with a VERY urgent need to pee. Instead of doing what most normal, and sober, people do, I decide I have to pee outside. Using the toilet wasn't even an option.
So Im leaning up against the side of their apartment, pants around the ankles, not really paying attention to much of anything at that point. I finish up, go to pull up my pants...only to discover I have SOAKED my pants in piss. Yes, I peed my freaking pants.
In leiu of waking anyone up (and suffering through countless jokes) I drive home. And, yes, I did take off my pee-covered pants before falling asleep in my own bed. This morning, however, while I was driving to school, I noticed my butt was getting a little damp.
That's right. It was still slightly wet from last night. Fortunately for me, I peed alot that night, so it was all water, no urine. So there is a God, and he likes to make jokes at my expense.
I debating quietly letting this one slide by, not telling anyone and forgetting it ever happened. But Heather convinced me that its normal to piss yourself once in a while (only requirement is that your drunk, any other time is worthy of ridicle.) So, enjoy guys, I've mentally prepared myself for the barrage of jokes and nicknames that I am ever-so worthy of. I prefer Piss-Pants, but feel free to come up with your own.
<3 Melody