Voicemail

[cataclysmicluck]

"Hi. This is Zayne Carrick. You've reached my voicemail, but if you leave a message I'll be sure to get back to you ask quickly as possible."

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Voice Mail Madness

[not_ironmaiden]

Yeah. Hi. Are you going to come over here or do I have to scar your poor puritan roommate by pinning you to a wall in front of her?

[justwantsquiet]

[from here!]

"What is wrong with you? Do you get some kind of joy out of leaving obscene messages for people who are not interested? I'm not interested in your bed, or your 'presents,' or goodness knows what your weird little provocative thingie is. Leave me alone, you sick, sick weirdo."

Crazy Phone Day

[the_merriest]

(Intended for Reno ...)

"Hey, sexy. You know, now that I'm in a single? You really ought to just break in and handcuff yourself to the bed, already. Wear something awesome, or don't wear anything at all. You know you won't be wearing it long ..."

[glacial_witch]

Yeah, Karla was completely comfortable calling perfect strangers. Sure.

"Uh, hi, Zayne? This is Karla. You don't know me, at all, but I'm friends with Ben and Tahiri. Anyway, I was calling to let you know that I'm throwing Tahiri a kind of dinner party to celebrate her becoming a Knight and getting through, uhh, everything recently." Karla was deliberately vague on the 'everything.'

"'It's this Friday evening at handwavy time. Up on the sixth floor. Oh, and completely NOT FANCY. There won't be sixteen forks or anything. Eew. Just some of Tahiri's friends having dinner. And ice cream. Of course. So, yeah, umm...bye."

[cataclysmicluck]

"Hey, Karla. Thanks for the invitation. I'll definitely be there. See you then!"

Um, whoops?

[bloody_luck]

"Hello? Hello? Is this thing even working? I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed our activities on Wednesday and was hoping you would be up for repeating them. And you really do have beautiful eyes."

Looking back, Mat will regret learning how to leave messages this weekend.

Re: Um, whoops?

[cataclysmicluck]

[Continued here.]

[findingelena]

"So the truth is, I kinda miss you. We haven't just gone out and talked in forever, have we? I hope you're doing okay, since you were kinda down the last time we caught up. If you need me, I'm around. Okay?"

[cataclysmicluck]

[Continued here.]