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[cataclysme]

Check the ones that are true.

(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
(_) I HAVE NEVER SMOKED POT
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER CRASHED A FRIENDS CAR
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I HAVE NEVER RIDDEN IN A TAXI
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN DUMPED
(X) I HAVE NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN FIRED
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I HAVE NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENTS' HOUSE
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I HAVE NEVER PLAYED THE DICE GAME / SPIN THE BOTTLE
(X) I HAVE NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I HAVE NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(X) I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I HAVE NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB/SCHOOL
(X) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I HAVE NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
(_) I HAVE NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I HAVE NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I HAVE NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(X) I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE/SCHOOL