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So basically cartography and I have the most amazing, most flaily/capslocky conversations in the entire world (pretty sure I've mentioned this a million times) and way too often we just go off on fanfic ideas for like hours at a time. Today we stumbled upon the possibility of crossover threesomes from Sanctuary and SG-1. AND LO, IT WAS GLORIOUS. Seriously someone please write these things because the hot needs to happen (also wherein we mention one of gingasaur 's crackfics that I will be reading momentarily):
Kate: Helen Magus sometimes you wear tight black clothes and sometimes it makes my brain stop working.
Also, sometimes you sit down next to Kate on the window seat in the sun in heels and a skirt and then you cross your legs toward her and I'm like you know what, I COULD SHIP THAT A LITTLE. Because you're HELEN MAGNUS. and I could ship you with a fire hydrant.
Isa: LMAO A FIRE HYDRANT
THERE'S THIS FIC
IN THE STARGATE FANDOM
OH MY GOD
THAT I HAVEN'T READ YET
BUT THE TITLE IS
'SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE HYDRANT'
AND I THINK JACK GETS TURNED INTO A DOG IN THIS FIC
SO NOW I'M SHIPPING MAGNUS/JACK
RANDOMLY
Kate: LMAO UHHHHH SWEET JESUS. THAT'S THE CRACK TO END ALL CRACKS I WILL BE READING THIS
NNNNNNNGGGGGHH I AM REALLY, REALLY INTO THAT. They'd meet through Daniel, obviously.
Isa: NGHHHH IKR ME TOO
my goddddddddd
FOURSOMEPLS
Kate: And they'd probably go out to dinner together for fun times so that Helen and Daniel can catch up and he's all "Hey Jack, best buddy, come with us and meet my good friend Helen" OH MY GOD YES. FOURSOME. And then they drink and laugh a lot at dinner and then Helen would probably like accidentally brush Jack's thigh with her foot and Jack, when Daniel gets up to go to the bathroom, would be all "You remind me of this woman I know" and they'd get a cab back to Daniel's and be kind of touchy/looky in the cab.
AND THEN THREESOME INSUES
Where is Sam in all of this, idek. Doing Will.
Isa: my GOD
MY GOD
MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD
MY GOD
KATE
MY GOD
LOL
MY GODDDD
MY BRAIN
Kate: ISA THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME
I HAVE FIC IDEAS THAT WON'T STOP
Isa: MY BRAIN HAS JUST BEEN TURNED INTO
NOTHING
LIKE, NOTHING
LOL
YOU MUST WRITE THIS
PLEAAAAASE
I WILL
PAY YOU
IN IDK
WHATEVER YOU WANT
LOL
I CAN DANCE!!!
;D
Kate: LMAO
I CAN'T WRITE A 3/4-SOME! THE LOGISTICS ARE MINDBOGGLING
Unless I didn't actually write the sex and then maybe I could
I can't put Sam in there though that's just too weird
She'll be doing Will
nearby
Or maybe she and Vala and Will can have OH MY GOD. SHE AND VALA AND WILL
LOL
WILL DO THE SAME THING
ONLY INSTEAD OF DINNER AND WINE IT'LL BE A NIGHTCLUB AND TEQUILA SHOTS
Isa: OMGGGG
OH GODDDDD
OH GOD
YES
YESSSPLEASE
Kate: SWEET JESUS
I WANT THIS
RIGHT NOW
LET'S JUST
PROMPT ANYONE WHO WANTS TO
NNGHHH
We can get one person to write Helen/Daniel/Jack and another to write Sam/Will/Vala. Uhm also my brain.
Typing those threesomes.
Ded.
Isa: LOL YOU SHOULD MAKE A BIG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON YOUR JOURNAL. AND SAY EVERYONE SHOULD WRITE THIS.
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. ;D
Kate: Helen Magus sometimes you wear tight black clothes and sometimes it makes my brain stop working.
Also, sometimes you sit down next to Kate on the window seat in the sun in heels and a skirt and then you cross your legs toward her and I'm like you know what, I COULD SHIP THAT A LITTLE. Because you're HELEN MAGNUS. and I could ship you with a fire hydrant.
Isa: LMAO A FIRE HYDRANT
THERE'S THIS FIC
IN THE STARGATE FANDOM
OH MY GOD
THAT I HAVEN'T READ YET
BUT THE TITLE IS
'SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE HYDRANT'
AND I THINK JACK GETS TURNED INTO A DOG IN THIS FIC
SO NOW I'M SHIPPING MAGNUS/JACK
RANDOMLY
Kate: LMAO UHHHHH SWEET JESUS. THAT'S THE CRACK TO END ALL CRACKS I WILL BE READING THIS
NNNNNNNGGGGGHH I AM REALLY, REALLY INTO THAT. They'd meet through Daniel, obviously.
Isa: NGHHHH IKR ME TOO
my goddddddddd
FOURSOMEPLS
Kate: And they'd probably go out to dinner together for fun times so that Helen and Daniel can catch up and he's all "Hey Jack, best buddy, come with us and meet my good friend Helen" OH MY GOD YES. FOURSOME. And then they drink and laugh a lot at dinner and then Helen would probably like accidentally brush Jack's thigh with her foot and Jack, when Daniel gets up to go to the bathroom, would be all "You remind me of this woman I know" and they'd get a cab back to Daniel's and be kind of touchy/looky in the cab.
AND THEN THREESOME INSUES
Where is Sam in all of this, idek. Doing Will.
Isa: my GOD
MY GOD
MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD
MY GOD
KATE
MY GOD
LOL
MY GODDDD
MY BRAIN
Kate: ISA THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME
I HAVE FIC IDEAS THAT WON'T STOP
Isa: MY BRAIN HAS JUST BEEN TURNED INTO
NOTHING
LIKE, NOTHING
LOL
YOU MUST WRITE THIS
PLEAAAAASE
I WILL
PAY YOU
IN IDK
WHATEVER YOU WANT
LOL
I CAN DANCE!!!
;D
Kate: LMAO
I CAN'T WRITE A 3/4-SOME! THE LOGISTICS ARE MINDBOGGLING
Unless I didn't actually write the sex and then maybe I could
I can't put Sam in there though that's just too weird
She'll be doing Will
nearby
Or maybe she and Vala and Will can have OH MY GOD. SHE AND VALA AND WILL
LOL
WILL DO THE SAME THING
ONLY INSTEAD OF DINNER AND WINE IT'LL BE A NIGHTCLUB AND TEQUILA SHOTS
Isa: OMGGGG
OH GODDDDD
OH GOD
YES
YESSSPLEASE
Kate: SWEET JESUS
I WANT THIS
RIGHT NOW
LET'S JUST
PROMPT ANYONE WHO WANTS TO
NNGHHH
We can get one person to write Helen/Daniel/Jack and another to write Sam/Will/Vala. Uhm also my brain.
Typing those threesomes.
Ded.
Isa: LOL YOU SHOULD MAKE A BIG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT ON YOUR JOURNAL. AND SAY EVERYONE SHOULD WRITE THIS.
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. ;D