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[cat_scratched]

[The video flickers on to show a cat. A black cat, to be precise.

It's head swings to one side, then the other from where it is perched on the edge of the fountain. Golden eyes narrow, and a look of concentration works across the face, a face that shows intelligence. It speaks then, in a masculine voice, musing as its eyes narrow.]

Feh. So what is

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[dreadedlethe]

A-- It talks... How..can you do that?

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[cat_scratched]

Quite simple. I open my mouth and do so.

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[dreadedlethe]

But..you're a cat! Cats can't talk! At least..not usually...

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[cat_scratched]

Of course cats can't talk.

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[dreadedlethe]

But--

Then--

How are you?!

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[cat_scratched]

I already explained that~