Being Homeless
As most of you know, since I moved out of my parents' house, I've been couch surfing, and it's definately been an adventure...
I've actually enjoyed the past couple of months, but I've been looking into getting a place with a friend or something so we can have some more space and some more freedom.
I realize I won't have a lot of money, as I have literally no money right now. Nothing saved or anything. I'm flat broke.
Other homeless people can collect change. I cannot do this as I do not appear homeless.
So I started to think, hey, what if I just started to like...look up ways to save money on real estate?
Turns out you can get a huge bargain on a house that someone has been murdered in.
Especially if the house is alledgedly haunted.
Can I just ask everyone...How fucking cool is that? I'll answer my own question.
Very.
I would love to live in a house that someone was murdered in! Look at my punctuations! I am excited about this!
How sick would it be if I got a house for cheaper just because some douche murdered people in it?
And I don't believe in ghosts, but if that's really what fucking happens when you die, how sick would it be if there were dead people floating around my house? Again, very!
Even if the ghost turned out to be evil and ended up dicking around with me, what's the worst case scenario, really?
They'd make blood run down the walls and write get out on the windows? I'd be like...good one, ghost.
I've even considered the possibility that this might make the aforementioned hypothetical ghost-bully angry enough to literally kill me.
Again, I wouldn't be too angry about this.
First of all, I like to think that it would make for an interesting story for my friends.
example:
my friend: Oh my God, I just found out that my friend died
friend of friend: I'm so sorry! What happened?
my friend: She got murdered
friend of friend: That's horrible! Do you know who did it?
my friend: Apparently, she pissed off some ghost.
See? Not a boring death. That's what I like to consider a fortunate death, under the circumstances.
Second of all, I think I'd have a shitload of fun as a ghost. (Since if I had qhosts in my house, I'd obviously have to accept this as what happens when you die, so after being murdered by the ghost, I would be a ghost too.)
As far as "haunting" someone would go, I probably wouldn't do it in the traditional sense, but I'd definitely dick around with them.
Let's say some dude moves into my house, and I'm dead and I'm bored. I'd probably tell him to get out and all that at first and if he didn't leave, then I'd start doing annoying shit like hiding his keys so he's late for work every day.
He'd go into work and his boss would say "Johnson! This is the 7th time this month you've been late." And Johnson would say "I told you, it's the ghost."
Hey, it's simple, but this is just the way I'd like to think things will turn out for me. Assuming we all turn into ghosts when we die, I'd even consider this a long-term goal.
Some people want to be doctors. I want to be a ghost that hides keys. Like a ferret.
I've actually enjoyed the past couple of months, but I've been looking into getting a place with a friend or something so we can have some more space and some more freedom.
I realize I won't have a lot of money, as I have literally no money right now. Nothing saved or anything. I'm flat broke.
Other homeless people can collect change. I cannot do this as I do not appear homeless.
So I started to think, hey, what if I just started to like...look up ways to save money on real estate?
Turns out you can get a huge bargain on a house that someone has been murdered in.
Especially if the house is alledgedly haunted.
Can I just ask everyone...How fucking cool is that? I'll answer my own question.
Very.
I would love to live in a house that someone was murdered in! Look at my punctuations! I am excited about this!
How sick would it be if I got a house for cheaper just because some douche murdered people in it?
And I don't believe in ghosts, but if that's really what fucking happens when you die, how sick would it be if there were dead people floating around my house? Again, very!
Even if the ghost turned out to be evil and ended up dicking around with me, what's the worst case scenario, really?
They'd make blood run down the walls and write get out on the windows? I'd be like...good one, ghost.
I've even considered the possibility that this might make the aforementioned hypothetical ghost-bully angry enough to literally kill me.
Again, I wouldn't be too angry about this.
First of all, I like to think that it would make for an interesting story for my friends.
example:
my friend: Oh my God, I just found out that my friend died
friend of friend: I'm so sorry! What happened?
my friend: She got murdered
friend of friend: That's horrible! Do you know who did it?
my friend: Apparently, she pissed off some ghost.
See? Not a boring death. That's what I like to consider a fortunate death, under the circumstances.
Second of all, I think I'd have a shitload of fun as a ghost. (Since if I had qhosts in my house, I'd obviously have to accept this as what happens when you die, so after being murdered by the ghost, I would be a ghost too.)
As far as "haunting" someone would go, I probably wouldn't do it in the traditional sense, but I'd definitely dick around with them.
Let's say some dude moves into my house, and I'm dead and I'm bored. I'd probably tell him to get out and all that at first and if he didn't leave, then I'd start doing annoying shit like hiding his keys so he's late for work every day.
He'd go into work and his boss would say "Johnson! This is the 7th time this month you've been late." And Johnson would say "I told you, it's the ghost."
Hey, it's simple, but this is just the way I'd like to think things will turn out for me. Assuming we all turn into ghosts when we die, I'd even consider this a long-term goal.
Some people want to be doctors. I want to be a ghost that hides keys. Like a ferret.