Since I won't be able to do it on the actual day....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month love_bugg and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I pulled over and changed softballbecc's flat tire (15 points). Last Friday I gave yokoyoshimoto18 a kidney (1000 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (958 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
Sincerely,
cat_in_da_hood
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I pushed _badgermushroom in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I set _____snap's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-110 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
cat_in_da_hood
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I put money in bellyxbutton's expired parking meter (14 points). In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole highxin_thexsky's purse (30 points). In February I set lintyinthesky's puppy on fire (-66 points). In April I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last month I helped arman13 see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (14 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
cat_in_da_hood
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I broke __red_lipstick's X-Box (-12 points). Last Thursday I gave lintyinthesky a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I pushed __mountain_jew in the mud (-17 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1746 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
cat_in_da_hood
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I gave ohhh_girl a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday _____snap and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Tuesday I gave lalmaleh a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1006 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
Sincerely,
cat_in_da_hood