On reading a review for the upcoming movie, 47 Ronin, I am torn.
On the one hand:
even by the standards of bland fantasy epics, 47 Ronin is blander and dumber than most
but then...
If you liked Rinko Kikuchi in Pacific Rim, but really wished you could see her as a sexy quasi-lesbian fox-witch who keeps trying to seduce Lady Mika while eating sashimi using her prehensile hair as chopsticks, this movie has you covered.
And sensual women with prehensile hair chewing the scenery is one of those things that, well, I just don't get to see enough of.
C'mon, guys - prehensile hair.
(Original review here: http://io9.com/keanu-reeves-new-movie-has-47-problems-but-the-ronin-)
even by the standards of bland fantasy epics, 47 Ronin is blander and dumber than most
but then...
If you liked Rinko Kikuchi in Pacific Rim, but really wished you could see her as a sexy quasi-lesbian fox-witch who keeps trying to seduce Lady Mika while eating sashimi using her prehensile hair as chopsticks, this movie has you covered.
And sensual women with prehensile hair chewing the scenery is one of those things that, well, I just don't get to see enough of.
C'mon, guys - prehensile hair.
(Original review here: http://io9.com/keanu-reeves-new-movie-has-47-problems-but-the-ronin-)