Winter! (Almost)
I love Winter. I know it's not Winter yet, but it feels like it, doesn't it?
Things I love about Winter:
Wearing my favorite clothes (jackets and jumpers)
My Glorious Rainbow BEANIE (aka THE BEANUS)
Earmuffs
Smoking when it's really cold (now no longer an option)
The wind on my face
The rain
Hot soup and stews - good hearty Winter food
And......
CALIFORNIA ORANGES
I'm serious. CALIFORNIA ORANGES are the most succulent, juicy, nom-tastic fruit around. Better then sticking your face into a mango.
I mean it. I don't care if you're on a budget; put some money aside and go out and buy yourself a CALIFORNIA ORANGE today! Cut the skin off and eat it like an apple. It's better than sex, or else I haven't been doing it right!
This is your mission for tomorrow.
End-of-transmission *click*
Things I love about Winter:
Wearing my favorite clothes (jackets and jumpers)
My Glorious Rainbow BEANIE (aka THE BEANUS)
Earmuffs
Smoking when it's really cold (now no longer an option)
The wind on my face
The rain
Hot soup and stews - good hearty Winter food
And......
CALIFORNIA ORANGES
I'm serious. CALIFORNIA ORANGES are the most succulent, juicy, nom-tastic fruit around. Better then sticking your face into a mango.
I mean it. I don't care if you're on a budget; put some money aside and go out and buy yourself a CALIFORNIA ORANGE today! Cut the skin off and eat it like an apple. It's better than sex, or else I haven't been doing it right!
This is your mission for tomorrow.
End-of-transmission *click*