WTF??? too much nature in my city
i saw a skunk! and i was walking... i was like what is that, an overgrown ferret on steriods? cuz it was huge but moved kinda loppy like a ferret and then i about 15 feet from it and even with my poor eyesite i see a tiny head with a white patch and lil white streak going down it's back..
OH MY LORD!!! i walked briskly but not run sideways behind a van into the shadows and plan on walking a whole 3 blocks outa my way to get home praying just don't skunk me, please...
i got lucky, he went into someone's back yard. i continued my walk home thanking my lucky stars and on my very block i almost step on this ginormous bug! it was over an inch long, an inch wide, big balck shiney and juicey. weird claw like legs not on his head but in his front. one of the creepiest bugs i ever saw. some sort of hunter killer man eating beetle. eww!!
*pouts* i am a city girl! give me roaches, rats, mice, hell all those i have handled at one time or antoehr in my bare hands ( i was gross kid and had weird pets, leave me alone) crabs caught in the local sewage runoff with three heads! this i can deal with. but real wilderness creatures? get em outta my city before i rent a 2000$ apt with half a bathroom and two rooms total on the 23rd floor in some mega city complex in manhattan.
OH MY LORD!!! i walked briskly but not run sideways behind a van into the shadows and plan on walking a whole 3 blocks outa my way to get home praying just don't skunk me, please...
i got lucky, he went into someone's back yard. i continued my walk home thanking my lucky stars and on my very block i almost step on this ginormous bug! it was over an inch long, an inch wide, big balck shiney and juicey. weird claw like legs not on his head but in his front. one of the creepiest bugs i ever saw. some sort of hunter killer man eating beetle. eww!!
*pouts* i am a city girl! give me roaches, rats, mice, hell all those i have handled at one time or antoehr in my bare hands ( i was gross kid and had weird pets, leave me alone) crabs caught in the local sewage runoff with three heads! this i can deal with. but real wilderness creatures? get em outta my city before i rent a 2000$ apt with half a bathroom and two rooms total on the 23rd floor in some mega city complex in manhattan.