On the twelfth day of Christmas,
cat23 sent to me...
Twelve thrift stores drumming
Eleven crossword puzzles piping
Ten independent films a-leaping
Nine naked states dancing
Eight tetris a-milking
Seven tattoos a-swimming
Six gnomes a-dancing
Five jo-o-o-ohn waters
Four foreign films
Three cult films
Two tom robbins
...and a hedwig-and-the-angry-inch in a david bowie.