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Breaking News, via Yahoo: Vatican Paper Condemns Canada Gay Marriage
shortly thereafter: Fags Suddenly Care About The Vatican's Opinion
holy shit, this is the news of the decade. TELL EVERYONE!!! WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS AND DIDN'T TELL ME?? YOU MEAN, THE POPE HATES ME??????????????? SHIIIIIIIIIT. I WISH I WEREN'T SUCH A FUCKING SINNER... :'(
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also, my dad's a priest.
shortly thereafter: Fags Suddenly Care About The Vatican's Opinion
holy shit, this is the news of the decade. TELL EVERYONE!!! WHO KNEW ABOUT THIS AND DIDN'T TELL ME?? YOU MEAN, THE POPE HATES ME??????????????? SHIIIIIIIIIT. I WISH I WEREN'T SUCH A FUCKING SINNER... :'(
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also, my dad's a priest.