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Okay here's the prom plan. It's been perfectly planned since the tender age of 7 when I bought a wedding Barbie.
Big UPDO! These huge-ass curls and my hair all sliiiicked back and two perfect strands of curl on either side of my head. OF course, there will be a diamond encrusted tiara from Claires. and glitter.
SPRAY ON TAN! tanning beds are so passé.
This corset the squeezes my upper to look unnaturally small and that pushes my boobs up REAL high. Of course the bottom of my princess ballgown will be POOF! POOF! POOF! Bring on the crinoline!
Acryclic Nails. Check.
Pencil Thin Eyebrows. Check.
Strappy Stilettos. YES.
Now all I need is a gleaming white limousine. NO SCRATCHES! And a hunky dreamboat lover-man.
Don't forget Vaseline. I must look shiny. Plastic. Robotic, if you will.
Big UPDO! These huge-ass curls and my hair all sliiiicked back and two perfect strands of curl on either side of my head. OF course, there will be a diamond encrusted tiara from Claires. and glitter.
SPRAY ON TAN! tanning beds are so passé.
This corset the squeezes my upper to look unnaturally small and that pushes my boobs up REAL high. Of course the bottom of my princess ballgown will be POOF! POOF! POOF! Bring on the crinoline!
Acryclic Nails. Check.
Pencil Thin Eyebrows. Check.
Strappy Stilettos. YES.
Now all I need is a gleaming white limousine. NO SCRATCHES! And a hunky dreamboat lover-man.
Don't forget Vaseline. I must look shiny. Plastic. Robotic, if you will.