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On my kitchen bench, there was a large expanse where I had brought things home in plastic bags, and dumped them on the counter. Cleaning up this mess, I found underneath, a single plum in a plastic bag. It has been at least three weeks since I bought plums. I thought this one would probably be putrid, but it seemed whole. I washed it and bit into it, and found that it was no riper than the last plum I ate, which was at least three weeks ago.
Conclusion: plums, while tasty, are a tool of some hitherto unknown alien invasion. Avoid them at all costs.
Conclusion: plums, while tasty, are a tool of some hitherto unknown alien invasion. Avoid them at all costs.