Feb 14, 2006 20:00
I told myself that I'd sell my soul before I ever signed up for a LiveJournal account and started spilling my guts on this thing. I guess that makes me half of a hypocrite now. (I won't be spilling my guts anytime soon. I think.) Oh well, there are worse things in life than being a hypocrite. Like being born without an ass. Just a gaping crater-like surface on your lower backside. Man that would totally suck.
-antonio