Yay, I'm done with work!
First of all, I must admit that I’m thoroughly sloshed. It is Friday night, and I don’t only feel alright, I feel frickin’ great, mostly because I’m drunk and I was able to get all my work done for the week! Hooray! Shalom! It is rather hard to focus on the screen right now, but I’ll at least let you know about current happenings.
First of all, this week was not fun. And by not fun, I mean it was as if someone was poking me with a stick of “Ha, don’t you really wish you were dead right now!” Although these pokes continued from Friday last week until today, I resisted, and the reward was a night of debauchery. I managed to get Sharona drunk, which is really hard to do since she has the tolerance of Martin Luther King (and she says hi), and I got trashed. We invited Brandon (love that kid), Lily and her fiancé Steve, Caroline and Julie (Michelle’s pseudo-girlfriend), over, and we all drank much liquor and watched Reefer Madness, which Lily and Steve had never seen before. Good times, much friendliness and high-fives had by all. I did laundry! It will be done in five minutes! I also took out the trash! Apparently, being drunk makes me want to do chores…anyway, a good end to the week.
Let me tell you what I had to do this week. I had to write a 15 page paper, which I started on Sunday, and I had a test in Educational Psychology over five 40 page chapters, which I only studied for about six hours, and I had a project due in Edu Psy, and I had a speech to give for my American History course, and I had a quiz for Edu Psy (that woman does not know how to spread work out. Weeks of nothing due, and then suddenly a test, a quiz and a project all due in one week. Much hate and sleepless nights). I finished my 15 page paper (on Germany’s relationship with England from 1871 to 1890; one word: rocky) last night at 4am, and I only got 2 hours of sleep before I had to get up for my 9 o’clock class (Edu Psy, damn that teacher’s eyes). Then three classes later, I was able to take a 2 hour nap before going out to go get liquor and Triskets. I love Triskits. They are yummy. Mmmmm…..Tiskits. I think that should be all for tonight, because I need to go get laundry. Mmmm…laundry. And pack. Mmmm….pakcin….You know, my feet are fun. And My hands, they are just typing away, so enthusiastically…yay hands! I’m so looking forward to a week off! Yay no classes, and yay no papers due! I’m going to go get my laundry, pack, and then go to bed. Yay bed!
First of all, this week was not fun. And by not fun, I mean it was as if someone was poking me with a stick of “Ha, don’t you really wish you were dead right now!” Although these pokes continued from Friday last week until today, I resisted, and the reward was a night of debauchery. I managed to get Sharona drunk, which is really hard to do since she has the tolerance of Martin Luther King (and she says hi), and I got trashed. We invited Brandon (love that kid), Lily and her fiancé Steve, Caroline and Julie (Michelle’s pseudo-girlfriend), over, and we all drank much liquor and watched Reefer Madness, which Lily and Steve had never seen before. Good times, much friendliness and high-fives had by all. I did laundry! It will be done in five minutes! I also took out the trash! Apparently, being drunk makes me want to do chores…anyway, a good end to the week.
Let me tell you what I had to do this week. I had to write a 15 page paper, which I started on Sunday, and I had a test in Educational Psychology over five 40 page chapters, which I only studied for about six hours, and I had a project due in Edu Psy, and I had a speech to give for my American History course, and I had a quiz for Edu Psy (that woman does not know how to spread work out. Weeks of nothing due, and then suddenly a test, a quiz and a project all due in one week. Much hate and sleepless nights). I finished my 15 page paper (on Germany’s relationship with England from 1871 to 1890; one word: rocky) last night at 4am, and I only got 2 hours of sleep before I had to get up for my 9 o’clock class (Edu Psy, damn that teacher’s eyes). Then three classes later, I was able to take a 2 hour nap before going out to go get liquor and Triskets. I love Triskits. They are yummy. Mmmmm…..Tiskits. I think that should be all for tonight, because I need to go get laundry. Mmmm…laundry. And pack. Mmmm….pakcin….You know, my feet are fun. And My hands, they are just typing away, so enthusiastically…yay hands! I’m so looking forward to a week off! Yay no classes, and yay no papers due! I’m going to go get my laundry, pack, and then go to bed. Yay bed!