My Cup Runith over with Paine!
Well, I have discovered taking six classes was probably not one of my brighter ideas. Nope. Especially now that I'm Governor John Winthrop. Yes, I have been elected as the Puritan governor of 17th century Boston, and that role means I will officiate all the classes in our fun classroom games, and it also means that it is up to me to keep the colony together and kick that beotch Anne Hutchinson out before she causes separatism and familism and (dear lord) maybe even feminism to break out like the plague in my dearly beloved Massechusetts Bay Colony. This means that all "learning" must happen outside of class in my own time, and must happen before Monday so that I can be a proper Governor Winthrop for the rest of this month and October. I even have to know my Bible quotes. Sigh, I guess this means no more drunkenness for me, for twod be most un-Christian and twod set a bad example to the goodly parishioners of our "city on the hill", and Heaven knowth that they be ungodly enough in these troubled times. (if the circumstances and words in this past paragraph are unintelligible to you, obviously you are not good history dorks and should either ignore it or wikipedia it up)
In other news, my body seemeth to be doing ungodly things of its own, and I condone it not. Apparently, it has decided that it will herald my period with all the symptoms of pregnancy. Yes, for the past three months, the three days before my bleeding from the uterus I feel constantly queasy, constipated, fatigued, and so on. If I were engaged in copious amounts of sex, this would be really stressful and conducive to poor mental health. Despite my lack of pleasant naked cuddling and my regular and annoying bleeding, this is still very very irksome. I didn't think my period could become more of a nuisance, but it hath setith a new high standard of hell to torment mine life.
Ummm....good news I suppose is necessary to balance this all out. I got Avatar stickers! and they made me happy. And Anime club started up again! The shows that we shall watch from our city on the hill (literally) shall be the exercise of our god given pleasures, but fear not my fellow Goodmen (and Goodwomen, but not outspoken women like Anne Hutchinson, that heretic), for it shall not distract me from my holy work of historical study and bible contemplation (my grade, after all, depends upon such contemplation).
In other news, my body seemeth to be doing ungodly things of its own, and I condone it not. Apparently, it has decided that it will herald my period with all the symptoms of pregnancy. Yes, for the past three months, the three days before my bleeding from the uterus I feel constantly queasy, constipated, fatigued, and so on. If I were engaged in copious amounts of sex, this would be really stressful and conducive to poor mental health. Despite my lack of pleasant naked cuddling and my regular and annoying bleeding, this is still very very irksome. I didn't think my period could become more of a nuisance, but it hath setith a new high standard of hell to torment mine life.
Ummm....good news I suppose is necessary to balance this all out. I got Avatar stickers! and they made me happy. And Anime club started up again! The shows that we shall watch from our city on the hill (literally) shall be the exercise of our god given pleasures, but fear not my fellow Goodmen (and Goodwomen, but not outspoken women like Anne Hutchinson, that heretic), for it shall not distract me from my holy work of historical study and bible contemplation (my grade, after all, depends upon such contemplation).