A long while ago I was telling Heather Sparrows about smarm and then decided to show her, instead. She found it amusing, so I decided to put it up. It's not strictly smarm though ...
Warnings: Total spoof. Worse: SMARM! And NOT BETAED! On, and self-insertion and completely OOC and other sins. Possible Mary Sues.
It is up here and I call it "Slash Klaus and Smarm Dorian"
http://anne-li.slashcity.net/ There will be a regular slashy story next week (or so), not to worry.