Utter Lack of Love Life
I would just like to list out the most current 3 of my (not) relationships, just because my life baffles me right now and I need to see it in writing.
3) Not even a relationship. Random make-out sessions with a recovering heroin-addict who claims he loves me more than any other person, ever. Upsides: he'll always be there, he'll always tell me he loves me. Downsides: he's a recovering heroin-addict.
2) Definitely not a relationship. Met this guy on Omegle (tagline: Talk to Strangers!), we hit it off, and talked pretty steady for like a week. Problem is, he's obsessed with sex and World of Warcraft. Upsides: loves Jesus, we have a lot in common, far away. Downsides: refer to aforementioned obsessions, lectures me about drinking (which I do oh-so-much of!).
1) Should not become a relationship, ever. Freshman girl at school tells me she's into me a few days ago, and I'll admit, I was/am intrigued, despite the fact that everyone I know thinks she exhausting and annoying as hell. Upsides: attention, cute texts :/, cute girl. Downsides: It's awkward when we hang out alone, no matter how cutesy our texts get (explain this to me?), she's 18 and exhausting.
I wish I could say that seeing it in writing clears anything at all up.
The fuck.
In other news, I was a silhouette from the iPod commercials for Halloween, but everyone thought I was just being politically incorrect.
3) Not even a relationship. Random make-out sessions with a recovering heroin-addict who claims he loves me more than any other person, ever. Upsides: he'll always be there, he'll always tell me he loves me. Downsides: he's a recovering heroin-addict.
2) Definitely not a relationship. Met this guy on Omegle (tagline: Talk to Strangers!), we hit it off, and talked pretty steady for like a week. Problem is, he's obsessed with sex and World of Warcraft. Upsides: loves Jesus, we have a lot in common, far away. Downsides: refer to aforementioned obsessions, lectures me about drinking (which I do oh-so-much of!).
1) Should not become a relationship, ever. Freshman girl at school tells me she's into me a few days ago, and I'll admit, I was/am intrigued, despite the fact that everyone I know thinks she exhausting and annoying as hell. Upsides: attention, cute texts :/, cute girl. Downsides: It's awkward when we hang out alone, no matter how cutesy our texts get (explain this to me?), she's 18 and exhausting.
I wish I could say that seeing it in writing clears anything at all up.
The fuck.
In other news, I was a silhouette from the iPod commercials for Halloween, but everyone thought I was just being politically incorrect.