Jan 12, 2006 06:58
so i have a stalker at subway.
he told me he is going to come in everyday for lunch
he thinks of 28346832716 excuses to talk to me
he even goes to pierce and managed to find me there
today i go outside to have a break with my buddy steve stalker comes outside.asks if he can bullshit with us.. we didnt want him to, but we didnt want to be mean.
steve and i were talking about sociology blah blah
RANDOMLY STALKER SAYS
"want to see my bow and arrow?"
home dude whips a bow and arrow from the truck...
what the fuck?
all i could think of to say was "dude, we should just be hippies and love one another and not kill each other with bow and arrows"