Character-Enriching Milestone #4,375
May I have your attention, please:
Today, I survived the single most nerve-wracking, uncomfortable, embarrassing, borderline insanely, flagrantly awkward moment of my entire adult life without immediately vomiting, crying, or going into a seizure/coma/out of body experience.
Thank Christ I put on makeup this morning.
Today, I survived the single most nerve-wracking, uncomfortable, embarrassing, borderline insanely, flagrantly awkward moment of my entire adult life without immediately vomiting, crying, or going into a seizure/coma/out of body experience.
Thank Christ I put on makeup this morning.