Scally Scumbags!
I went out last night was was having an awsome time until some scally jumped us on the way to the taxi rank and punched me in the face before proceeding to run off with my handbag. Fortunately the police drove round the corner just as it happened and a lovely policeman got my bag back (the strap is broken and the retarded scally dropped it after makking off with £20 but fortunately nothing else. So after that we were asked if we wanted to give statements or anything, but the guy just looked like every other scally and cos i'd got my bag back we weren't really bothered, so the nice police lady drove us to the hospital where I had to get stitches in my chin and now my whole jaw hurts :(
Well at least all that was lost was a bit of pride and £20, i've still got my key and cards and stuff.
Damned scallies!!