Late night meme time! YAY!
You’ve somehow acquired a magical dimension-splicing conversion van and are planning an epic cross-country road trip with your friends and fandom. First, pick ten travel buddies from anywhere -- real life, fiction, OCs, celebrities, whatever. Then answer these questions to see how cracktastic your adventure turns out to be.
Something amazing like "Captainbitch McWonderpants" or "Joe."
No, he's more likely amused at how much it sounds like the woman he was with three faces ago.
2. 1, 4, 6, and 8 (Firesong, Anjala, AJ the Undead, and Dion) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?
AJ the Undead is on the floor drawing, so there's more room for the rest. Anjala is in the middle so there's more room to crochet, and Firesong is behind the driver because Dion wanted to pet him/her.
3. 5 and 10 (Spock and Terrance) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?
Since the need to see the view is illogical when one is on the highway, Spock will give Terrance the window seat. Unless we're not taking the highway very much, in which case Terrance will still get the window because "It's still the same fucking country. You do not need to get out and experiment at every single road sign. And when we do get out, I am NOT wearing the red shirt. Pointy green fucker..." Insert Vulcan neck pinch here.
4. 3 and 4 (Riana and Anjala) are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?
Riana snaps first, Anjala cries first, but they talk it over and make up. Wow, that was a boring answer. If it was Spock and Terrance again, there'd be bloodshed, but these ladies are far too groovy to allow me real creative freedom. Are you pleased with yourself, meme? Taking away creativity like that, you ought to be ashamed!
...
It's okay, meme, I forgive you. Hugs?
5. What habit does 8 (Dionysuskore) have that might get on 2’s (Eddie) nerves?
Stopping mid-sentence to stare at some of his shininer items of clothing.
6. Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Firesong or Pavi)?
Pavi. Firesong will counter with "March of Cambreadth" at about Bottle 97.
7. Where is number 7 (Pavi)?
Dammit, did we leave him at the adult store with the "live lingere modeling?" For the love of...okay, you know what, people? Next time we get out, we have head count, do you hear me? And Paviche, you'd better have snatched enough panties and phone numbers to share with the group!
8. You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 (Spock and Riana) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?
Spock brings back healthy snacks, carefully chosen to limit our need to make such stops, a spare map, and a handfull of books.
Riana brings back bottles of water, chocolate covered pretzles, chocolate chip cookies that can bake on the hood of the car, a miniture sewing kit (just in case), and a small drum that says "I got banged in Albuquerque!"
9. 6 and 8 (AJ the Undead and Dionysuskore) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?
Dresden Dolls, Voltaire, Emilie Autumn, and a few Disney Sing-A-Longs. You two would get along reeeally well.
10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10 (Eddie Izzard or Terrance Zdunich)?
It would depend on why they're doing it. "We're going the wrong way" - Terrance. "That was a really stupid man-ooo-ver." - Eddie. In any case, Stella Jane tells them to shut up and listen to Captainbitch McWonderpants, because Captainbitch McWonderpants will never lead you astray.
- ardent_firesong
- Eddie Izzard
- rianablackrose
- anjala
- Spock
- aj_the_undead
- Pavi Largo
- dionysuskore
- crazystellajane
- Terrance Zdunich (Hey, we can take his van! Lollipops for everybody!)
Something amazing like "Captainbitch McWonderpants" or "Joe."
No, he's more likely amused at how much it sounds like the woman he was with three faces ago.
2. 1, 4, 6, and 8 (Firesong, Anjala, AJ the Undead, and Dion) are all forced to share the cramped back row of seats. How do they arrange themselves?
AJ the Undead is on the floor drawing, so there's more room for the rest. Anjala is in the middle so there's more room to crochet, and Firesong is behind the driver because Dion wanted to pet him/her.
3. 5 and 10 (Spock and Terrance) are sitting next to each other. Who gets the window seat?
Since the need to see the view is illogical when one is on the highway, Spock will give Terrance the window seat. Unless we're not taking the highway very much, in which case Terrance will still get the window because "It's still the same fucking country. You do not need to get out and experiment at every single road sign. And when we do get out, I am NOT wearing the red shirt. Pointy green fucker..." Insert Vulcan neck pinch here.
4. 3 and 4 (Riana and Anjala) are invading one another’s personal space. Who gets annoyed first, and how do they deal with it?
Riana snaps first, Anjala cries first, but they talk it over and make up. Wow, that was a boring answer. If it was Spock and Terrance again, there'd be bloodshed, but these ladies are far too groovy to allow me real creative freedom. Are you pleased with yourself, meme? Taking away creativity like that, you ought to be ashamed!
...
It's okay, meme, I forgive you. Hugs?
5. What habit does 8 (Dionysuskore) have that might get on 2’s (Eddie) nerves?
Stopping mid-sentence to stare at some of his shininer items of clothing.
6. Who’s more likely to start up a round of "99 Bottles," 1 or 7 (Firesong or Pavi)?
Pavi. Firesong will counter with "March of Cambreadth" at about Bottle 97.
7. Where is number 7 (Pavi)?
Dammit, did we leave him at the adult store with the "live lingere modeling?" For the love of...okay, you know what, people? Next time we get out, we have head count, do you hear me? And Paviche, you'd better have snatched enough panties and phone numbers to share with the group!
8. You stop at a gas station and 5 and 3 (Spock and Riana) make a snack-and-supply run. What do they bring back?
Spock brings back healthy snacks, carefully chosen to limit our need to make such stops, a spare map, and a handfull of books.
Riana brings back bottles of water, chocolate covered pretzles, chocolate chip cookies that can bake on the hood of the car, a miniture sewing kit (just in case), and a small drum that says "I got banged in Albuquerque!"
9. 6 and 8 (AJ the Undead and Dionysuskore) brought CDs. What’s on their playlist?
Dresden Dolls, Voltaire, Emilie Autumn, and a few Disney Sing-A-Longs. You two would get along reeeally well.
10. Who’s the more notorious backseat driver, 2 or 10 (Eddie Izzard or Terrance Zdunich)?
It would depend on why they're doing it. "We're going the wrong way" - Terrance. "That was a really stupid man-ooo-ver." - Eddie. In any case, Stella Jane tells them to shut up and listen to Captainbitch McWonderpants, because Captainbitch McWonderpants will never lead you astray.