3am is the best time to meet new people.
Went and saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire at the midnight showing. That was wonderful. There were dragons in the movie, and it made me happy. :)
But the best part of the night was going to Denny's. Apparently Denny's is the place to be at 3am. We saw a very bad asian hooker, a crazy woman who's children own a horse track in Saudi Arabia, and two cabbies who are possibly the most hilarious strangers I've ever met. We insulted bad hookers, catholics, and told jokes about Jesus. All in all, a very good night.
Poor Jen, they said she had the memory of a goldfish. The only reason she can remember stuff for only 30 seconds is because she has 10 goldfish swimming around in her head. At 3am, that was possibly the funniest thing. Well, the hooker undressing while standing on the table was great too. Literally the whole place was watching. I'm still not sure if she spoke english. I was yelling "Me love you long time! No give you herpes!" and "Me take you home! Me make you fish ball soup; FISHBALL!" and lots of other people were yelling drop it like its hot. Apparentlyif you buy her breakfast, you do get some.
Anyways, it was a fucking great night, but I can barely stay awake in class, and yes, I'm typing this in class, leave me alone, I swear I'm listening to the teacher.
But the best part of the night was going to Denny's. Apparently Denny's is the place to be at 3am. We saw a very bad asian hooker, a crazy woman who's children own a horse track in Saudi Arabia, and two cabbies who are possibly the most hilarious strangers I've ever met. We insulted bad hookers, catholics, and told jokes about Jesus. All in all, a very good night.
Poor Jen, they said she had the memory of a goldfish. The only reason she can remember stuff for only 30 seconds is because she has 10 goldfish swimming around in her head. At 3am, that was possibly the funniest thing. Well, the hooker undressing while standing on the table was great too. Literally the whole place was watching. I'm still not sure if she spoke english. I was yelling "Me love you long time! No give you herpes!" and "Me take you home! Me make you fish ball soup; FISHBALL!" and lots of other people were yelling drop it like its hot. Apparentlyif you buy her breakfast, you do get some.
Anyways, it was a fucking great night, but I can barely stay awake in class, and yes, I'm typing this in class, leave me alone, I swear I'm listening to the teacher.