Comments | cassidyanne: and i go insane like i always do

cassidyanne

and i go insane like i always do

Mar 06, 2008 17:16

so last night kelley txted me around 12:45 in the am saying something to the effect of she's at the homebar and it's like the twilight zone. being that i was half asleep when i read the message, i was like "oh ok, kelley's at the homebar"....as if it were an everyday thing. so i fall back asleep and proceed to have this crazy dream about being at ( Read more... )

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kelley779 March 7 2008, 01:45:26 UTC

dude, i walked into the bathroom and i was like, "oh wow. i've done *insert every drug under the sun* here before."

totally wacky.

westheoperative March 7 2008, 12:29:30 UTC

remember when you stole my maxed out credit cards so you could buy yourself more drinks?!

kelley779 March 7 2008, 13:36:21 UTC

hahahaha not until just now. but thank you for that morning cackle.

westheoperative March 7 2008, 16:55:47 UTC

and remember that other time when i threw chicken on your face?

kelley779 March 7 2008, 17:09:40 UTC

how could i forget? oh, that's right, because you won't let me.

westheoperative March 7 2008, 18:21:22 UTC

it's still hysterical.

you were on a tear with the drinks at homebizzy that night you stole my credit cards. i remember how dejected you looked when you tried to use them.

"fatty these don't have any money on them!"

kelley779 March 7 2008, 18:24:29 UTC

i don't think i ever actually used them. you told me they were maxed out and i believed you. i just took them anyway.

westheoperative March 7 2008, 18:27:06 UTC

i clearly remember that quote and you waddled away with em, so i just assumed you attempted to use them.

kelley779 March 7 2008, 19:06:04 UTC

lol who knows? we were all drinking pretty heavily back then, but i vaguely remember that moment happening and not using them because i didn't want to be declined at the bar.

i totally forgot that i used to call you fatty. lol now you're just stubbledoodle.

cassidyanne March 7 2008, 17:28:09 UTC

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. jesus, remember how fuckin expensive the drinks were???? man, those were my corona drinkin days. all corona, all the time.

westheoperative March 7 2008, 18:20:29 UTC

your brown bra got you a lotta drinks...

cassidyanne March 7 2008, 19:09:55 UTC

it was TANNNNNNNNN!

i remember once this guy tried to buy me a drink. he came up to me and asked me my name. only, i thought he asked "what do you do here?", so naturally, i replied, "i get fucked up". natalie heard me and started cracking up and i was like, what?? what? what'd i do???

westheoperative March 7 2008, 19:49:13 UTC

lol that's excellent...ahh homebizzy

and that bra was as brown as chocolate pie!

cassidyanne March 7 2008, 20:31:47 UTC

i don't know what kind of chocolate pie you be eatin, wes.....

but it was NOT brown. it was barely tan; almost cream-like.

westheoperative March 7 2008, 20:52:20 UTC

old brownie brought us together as buds, cass!

(it was brown)

cassidyanne March 7 2008, 17:37:08 UTC

i think the bathroom memories were/are sadly some of my fondest....aside from:

like the time nat and i were in the bathroom peeing and we noticed a foul stench...i looked over and saw shoes in the adjacent stall and whispered to natalie "someone's pooping in there!!"....only to find out later it was what's his nuts the bar tender, taking a shit in the girl's bathroom.

and then of course the countless memories of nay nay and i's weekly escapades. makes me want to do a little lj archive searching....

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