East Indian Christmas
okay yes i know i have not updated in well hmm ages.. but you see lj cut doesn't work and i actually did post but lj cut didn't wouldn't have worked and then people would get angry.... angry people scare me..
okay so i promise to make lj cuts and post more .. But i have an incredible interesting story to share
okay so my dad's girlfriend's dad is basically a red neck.. and he calls italians wops, chinese people chinks and well east indian people pakies( by the way i don't mean to offend anyone in any way) okay so anyways my family loves a good joke, and well we decided to invite dear old robin's dad( robin=dad's girlfriend) over for x-mas dinner. This will be no ordinary christmas dinner *dramatic pause* it will be east indian christmas dinner.
We want to set the atmosphere of dinner up a couple days before x-mas. My dad will have a goat in the back of his truck and ask the poor father of my Robin( let's call him bob) to help him with something in his truck. The goat will be in the back of the truck. This is how we think it will go
Goat:"bahh"
Robin's Dad: " Uhh what is in the back of your truck??!"
My dad: oh that is our goat. It cuts the grass in the spring and summer, and we eat it in the winter for Christmas dinner" * runs off singing east indian*
robin's Dad: *thinking* dear jesus!
We will push back all of the furniture in the living room and put pillows on the floor, and then we shall put tea and nan bread out( you know for refreshments). Of course our whole family will be fully decked out in east indian attire( we go all the way with are jokes you see). Oh yes and we will have bollywood on the television. Of course we will have symbols,(tiny ones for ur fingers obvs!) Oh yes then my dad will clap twice and my sister and I will appear in the living room, my sister will then approach my dad and pour tea for him. She will spill the tea and my dad will strike her. She will then leave walking backwards and bow as she leaves the room.
Of course this is only some of the rough work,personally the goat is my fav part but must admit i will really enjoy being fully decked out in east indian attire i must say
ah well "happy x-mas"
p.s. OKLAHOMA WAS REALLY GOOD AND ISAD ROXS MY RAINBOW SOXS!!!
okay so i promise to make lj cuts and post more .. But i have an incredible interesting story to share
okay so my dad's girlfriend's dad is basically a red neck.. and he calls italians wops, chinese people chinks and well east indian people pakies( by the way i don't mean to offend anyone in any way) okay so anyways my family loves a good joke, and well we decided to invite dear old robin's dad( robin=dad's girlfriend) over for x-mas dinner. This will be no ordinary christmas dinner *dramatic pause* it will be east indian christmas dinner.
We want to set the atmosphere of dinner up a couple days before x-mas. My dad will have a goat in the back of his truck and ask the poor father of my Robin( let's call him bob) to help him with something in his truck. The goat will be in the back of the truck. This is how we think it will go
Goat:"bahh"
Robin's Dad: " Uhh what is in the back of your truck??!"
My dad: oh that is our goat. It cuts the grass in the spring and summer, and we eat it in the winter for Christmas dinner" * runs off singing east indian*
robin's Dad: *thinking* dear jesus!
We will push back all of the furniture in the living room and put pillows on the floor, and then we shall put tea and nan bread out( you know for refreshments). Of course our whole family will be fully decked out in east indian attire( we go all the way with are jokes you see). Oh yes and we will have bollywood on the television. Of course we will have symbols,(tiny ones for ur fingers obvs!) Oh yes then my dad will clap twice and my sister and I will appear in the living room, my sister will then approach my dad and pour tea for him. She will spill the tea and my dad will strike her. She will then leave walking backwards and bow as she leaves the room.
Of course this is only some of the rough work,personally the goat is my fav part but must admit i will really enjoy being fully decked out in east indian attire i must say
ah well "happy x-mas"
p.s. OKLAHOMA WAS REALLY GOOD AND ISAD ROXS MY RAINBOW SOXS!!!