And all I wanted was...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I bought porn for troff (10 points). In July I put money in altarego's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I pulled amarafox's hair (-5 points). In September I pulled over and changed lunarpenumbra's flat tire (15 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, darkendgoddess (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4966 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Caspy