Dec 19, 2000 02:25
Who would think that so much could happen in one night. Well, Erin, you're gonna get a kick out of this. .first of all. . I walked by the drink pile in the rec room and the 2 6 packs of diet coke fell down (this is at 2 in the morning) and one of them punctured and decided to spin around the room spewing diet coke on the ceiling, walls, windows, my clothes, my computer, the tv, the pool table, my bed. .etc. . etc. .etc. . who would know that a diet coke could shoot that far. I only think my lucky stars that the entire household didn't wake up.
I finally clean everything up and stop laughing at myself for the situation and go to go to the bathroom. I'm going back to my room and see Nellie in the chair looking all sweet and innocent. .so I say. . aww . .you're so cute and I lean down to pet her head and the FREAKIN BITCH OF A DOG bites the LIVING SHIT out of my finger! So I run to my room so I can jump around and yell without waking up pa pa. GOOD FREAKIN LORD!!
NELLIE BITES HARD!!!!!!!
Laugh if you must. .but I am in pain and covered in soda.