beer, brats, cheese, and...theft?
Once again A place that sounds my fair like city is in the news. And once again it isn't to praise our fantastic beer, brats*, or cheese. No, it The article is in response to a crafty yet ultimately foiled criminal scheme.
But honestly, could they at least spell the name of my city correctly? There is only one 'i' in Milwaukee! I cannot brain today.
Milwaukie mother linked to Target fraud scheme
A Milwaukie mother is accused in a fraud scheme that bilked area Target stores out of an estimated $30,000, police said.
Police said the scheme involved switching price tags of expensive items with 99-cent juice cup tags.
*No, that is not "brat" that rhymes with "bat" and is a pejorative for annoying children. That is "brat" that rhymes with "got" and is short for bratwurst. And if you don't know what that is, you need to get your butt it Milwaukee so we can grill some.
EDITED SEVERAL TIMES. DEAL WITH IT.
Milwaukee is in Wisconsin. Milwaukie is in Oregon.
I CANNOT BRAIN TODAY
I HAVE TEH DUMB
But honestly, could they at least spell the name of my city correctly? There is only one 'i' in Milwaukee! I cannot brain today.
Milwaukie mother linked to Target fraud scheme
A Milwaukie mother is accused in a fraud scheme that bilked area Target stores out of an estimated $30,000, police said.
Police said the scheme involved switching price tags of expensive items with 99-cent juice cup tags.
*No, that is not "brat" that rhymes with "bat" and is a pejorative for annoying children. That is "brat" that rhymes with "got" and is short for bratwurst. And if you don't know what that is, you need to get your butt it Milwaukee so we can grill some.
EDITED SEVERAL TIMES. DEAL WITH IT.
Milwaukee is in Wisconsin. Milwaukie is in Oregon.
I CANNOT BRAIN TODAY
I HAVE TEH DUMB