arizona monkey
I heard on the radio yesterday that a police team in ,in Arizona, is thinking about putting a monkey on the team. Me personally I think that is funny. What are they going to pay him in bananas! Lol. But that would be cool to have a monkey on a police team. They are even going to give him a Kevlar suit.
Just think when a person goes to jail and they are telling people how they got sent there it could go like this:
Mr. x: how you get sent here? Me I was surrounded by swat teams and stuff
Mr. y: nothing
Mr. X: fool tell me before I shank you!
Mr. Y: a monkey got me
SILENCE
The whole jail laughs at Mr. Y, even the guards