God Bless You Mr Rosewater

[casper_ware]

"I'm a painter in my dreams, you know,
Or maybe you didnt know. And a sculptor.
Long time no see.
And a kick to me
Is the interplay of materials
And these hands of mine.
And some of the things i might do to you
Might surprise you.
For instance, if I were there with you as
you read this,
And you were laying down,
I might ask you to bare your belly
In order that i might take my my left thumbnail
And draw a straight line five inches long
Above your pubic hair.
And then i might take the index finger
Of my right hand,
And insinuate it just over the rim of the
right side
Of your famous belly button,
And leave it there, motionless, for maybe
half an hour.
Queer?
You bet."

- Eliot Rosewater